Erotic Politics

There are a few subjects I will be covering.

2007-03-11T19:53:57Z

There's this priest from my hometown, his name is Fr. Connaughton. A few years before I left Longford, there was a stir because he suddenly started driving around in a fancy new Toyota Celica sportscar, complete with DVD player (that was a big deal at the time). I now hear that since then he has purchased first a Mercedes Benz SLK Kompressor and, as of 2007, a brand new Mercedes Benz E-Class. I take it then that although this has been going on for years, the Catholic Church still hasn't done anything about it. Even a cursory glance at the Bible would be enough to show that this is hypocrisy at an amazing level. Fucking religion.

On a more speculative note, rumour has it that the reason he's able to afford these cars is that he frequently takes to visiting certain ladies in nursing homes before they die, at which point the lady's family discovers that her house has not been left to them or their children, but to Fr. Connaughton.

I'm currently really looking forward to seeing the film 300. It ties in well with my recent facination with Ancient Greek stuff, and specifically, Sparta.

Quick update

2006-08-25T02:47:11Z

Saw Pearl Jam last night and met Jeff and Boom afterwards and it was the greatest thing ever and this is the best year of music in my life so far and Summer's been nice and chilled out.

Nudge?!

2006-06-08T22:39:16Z

Where the fuck do you get off nudging people! I'll kill you! I'll kill you and then eat your offspring!

Wow

2006-04-25T10:32:09Z

Everything fucking kicks ass! Seriously! What's going on?! Ahhh! I'm so fucking happy!

[EDIT] That was a few hours ago. Now I want to kill someone. Anyone. But preferaly the fuckers who run the Pearl Jam fan club.

Guess...

2006-04-21T08:59:17Z

I TOUCHED EDDIE VEDDER.

What I did yesterday

2006-04-06T13:17:06Z

Yesterday evening, I paid £610 for two tickets to see Pearl Jam in the Astoria, London on the twentieth of this month. This will, of course, be the greatest gig of my entire life.

Doors open at 6:30pm. NO SUPPORT ACT.
Do the maths.

Idiots

2006-03-25T12:05:39Z

I fucking hate Islam

rubber_jojo @ 2006-02-22T17:28:00

2006-02-22T17:35:28Z

Today in an incredible display of manliness, I had my eyebrows done. Professionally.

rubber_jojo @ 2006-01-08T00:01:00

2006-01-08T00:09:39Z

Ok, not going to Alaska. Because we Irish can't control ourselves when it comes to drinking, apparently, and I'm not over the legal age for your ridiculous country.

Alaska

2006-01-04T00:00:47Z

What are everyone's opinions on Alaska? I'm going there for three months.

rubber_jojo @ 2005-12-10T23:37:00

2005-12-10T23:40:24Z

You know that Gambit was going to be in the next X-Men film, and that he was going to be played by the guy who plays Sawyer on Lost... But now it's not going to happen.

rubber_jojo @ 2005-09-07T18:31:00

2005-09-07T17:32:57Z

I've decided that with pictures, size doesn't matter. This is my friend Ian and I after getting out of the water for a sunset surf, taken on some ancient prehistoric camera-phone model. I'm on the right.

Pixies

2005-08-25T23:09:52Z

I went to a Pixies concert, featuring Kings of Leon. Kings of Leon was partly ruined by really stupid kids in crowd, and daylight (I hate open-air concerts so, so much), but Pixies was absolutely perfect.

Joey was the star for me.

rubber_jojo @ 2005-06-21T20:15:00

2005-06-21T19:19:43Z

By the way, isn’t all the Irish language scattered throughout that a tad confusing for non-Irish people?

Urgh

2005-06-08T12:12:46Z

Well it’s the day before my exams, I haven’t studied and I’m hungover. But Weezer rocked.

Eurgh...

2005-06-04T23:47:49Z

Go to Google and do an image search for “Rubber JoJo”. The first result is a picture of me from some profile thing. But the second...

Sooo...

2005-06-03T23:37:27Z

If any Canadians feel like making my life complete, they’ll let me ship about 20 of these, these and these to their house and then send them back over her to me and my cousins.

You know...

2005-05-31T17:30:29Z

I think my favourite part of Episode III was the score. Not to say I didn’t like everything else; it’s just that the score, particularly towards the end was incredible. I definately recommend the soundtrack if you liked the film even remotely.
The more I think about it, the more I love Episode III, and the entire of Star Wars. It’s just such an fantastic story... such inspired characters... I won’t go into it. Unless you want to talk about it. Then I will.

That’s it. Henceforth, whenever anyone asks me what my favourite film is, I’m saying Star Wars. If they say which one, I’m saying... Episode III or VI.

Ugh

2005-05-28T23:38:43Z

While searching for some classical music that I heard molested and ass-raped for some dance/trance/whatever other stupid name you want to call it music track, I have come to the following conclusion:

If you like dance music, and by this I mean the kind where DJ’s take actual music and then smother it with all these synthesised beats or noises or whatever you want to call them, you have absolutely no taste in music and you are an idiot.

Important Announcement:

2005-05-28T13:23:24Z

Dearbhaile is crap.

Photos

2005-05-14T00:30:58Z

Ergh

2005-05-04T22:23:06Z

The good news is Sonic Youth are playing here this Summer. The bad news is they’re “special guests” for the Chemical Brothers.

Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, damn you all to hell.

Meh

2005-04-17T23:35:26Z

If you stare at the word “Google” for long enough, it really starts to look like a weird word.

Also, I’m pretty sure I’ll just get rid of this journal or whatever soon, as I think all but about 5 people couldn’t give a rat’s ass, and all I write is things like: “If you stare at the word “Google” for long enough, it really starts to look like a weird word.”

Hey

2005-04-13T20:21:53Z

Hey are any of you guys going to see Weezer in Vicar St. in June?

Oh, must just be me then.

Pic

2005-04-12T18:21:38Z

Delayed Patrick’s Day pic, courtesy of Ahmed’s phone: